[DK GreenRoots] Patriots say study proves ball deflation "Not Human Caused"

The New England Patriots pointed to a study released today which they say shows that the alleged deflation of footballs in recent games was not due to human causes.

"It's just natural variation," explains the executive summary of the study. "Footballs have had different inflation pressures for thousands of years."

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Economist Bjorn Lomborg, who contributed to the study, said "It's really a question of where teams choose to put their resources. Do they want to whine about alleged rule breaking, or should they focus on better pass defense?"

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Senator James Inhofe was quick to embrace the study. "This is all a hoax," He declared. "It's arrogance to presume that any person can control the pressure to which a football is inflated. Some things are just up to God. Patriots means America, and America means God. So whatever inflation was in those balls, we should just accept it."





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